I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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