oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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