remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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