I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
