My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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