Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
