How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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