god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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