so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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