Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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