god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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