This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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