I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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