i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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