So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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