what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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