i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
