called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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