Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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