is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you would pick up someone in the library
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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