it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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