Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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