As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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