And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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