i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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