Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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