It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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