I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
did you just send me my own nude
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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