you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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