If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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