If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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