I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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