Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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