I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
