I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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