I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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