Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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