do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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