He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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