Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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