Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I love you. Go after that dick
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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