sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Vodka?
Forever.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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