apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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