yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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