Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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