you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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