Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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