omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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