That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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