My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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