he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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