Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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