i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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