Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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